Thursday, March 20, 2008

Time for a funny .....

OK -I'm not sure WHY some of these are funny

cause this is really how life is here.

What I'd really like to know is if it's not this way everywhere.

So you guys reading be sure and tell me WHY it's so funny!!!

1. Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air
2. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in LOUISIANA.
3. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in LOUISIANA, plus a couple no one's seen before.
4. If it grows, it sticks; If it crawls, it bites.
5. "Onced" and "Twiced" are words.
6. It is not a Shopping cart, it is a buggy.
7. Fire ants consider your flesh as a picnic.
8. People actually grow and eat okra.
9. "Fixinto" is one word.
10. There is no such thing as "lunch". There is only dinner and then there is supper.
11. Ice tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar!
12. Backards and forwards means "I know everything about you."
13. The word "Jeet" is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat?"
14. You! don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you' re done or it's too dark to see.
15. You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH them.


Beemoosie said...

They are cute, and it sounds like a good life...well maybe not the spiders and snakes (but that's not what it takes...oh never mind!)
Have a good day!

Nancy Jo said...

Well first that DRESS is really really something!!! I just love it.
Looks like you are almost under control with this event. Peace of mind, a wonderful thing.
Also enter me in your drawing, I thought I read you were having one, if not then pretend I didn't say that.
Nancy Jo

pumpkin seed said...

Well, to me, when I read it I was thinking " whats so funny?", then i realised thats just the funny part. That we think al that is normal ! :)

Beverly said...

Ok, well around here in Pa....we say "Jeet jet?" Usually to be answered by "No, joo?" So....things are the same just about everywhere....except, we do not have near the amount of creepy crawly things as you!!!!! (Thank God)